Well, if I were you, I'd tell him he needs a book ABOUT romance.

He fell asleep during the movie but woke up when someone spilled Coke ON him.

Why do you ALWAYS insist on sitting next to that obnoxious moron?

DO you know the difference between a horse and an elephant?

Do you know the difference between a horse AND an elephant?

I'm sitting HERE waiting for Kate to appear on HSN.

YEAH, I'm sure he meant every word he told you.

I don't want to go with you because you NEVER get there on time.

There are TOO many people in this room.

He fell asleep DURING the movie but woke up when someone spilled Coke on him.

He FELL asleep during the movie but woke up when someone spilled Coke on him.

He fell asleep during the movie but woke up WHEN someone spilled Coke on him.

IF you could help me, I would appreciate some help bringing the laundry into the house.

Kate is funny but can really be RATHER crass.

If you could help me, I would appreciate some help bringing the laundry INTO the house.

If you COULD help me, I would appreciate some help bringing the laundry into the house.

He ran so FAST that he didn't see the board until he tripped over it.

Well, if I were you, I'd TELL him he needs a book about romance.

WELL, if I were you, I'd tell him he needs a book about romance.

He told the truth BEFORE the judge but lied to the press.

He worked outside UNTIL it was too dark to see anything.

If you really knew what you were doing, you wouldn't have SO many problems.

Dean Cain is INCREDIBLY good-looking.

He finished eating AFTER I left.

Can you believe he slept UNTIL noon?